Microsoft (Anti-?)Virus Software

I read this snippet today over at As the Apple Turns (go check it out, that site is hilarious) and thought I had to share. Apparently Microsoft is going to start making anti-virus software. Here’s what AtAT had to say:

…let’s face it: trusting Microsoft to come up with something that actually stops viruses instead of inviting them in for free beer and a Shiatsu massage is tantamount to hiring a certified pyromaniac to fireproof your valuable collection of antique matches and oily rags.

Wow. So absolutely dead on.