I got this in the mail today. Take note of the “person” to whom it is addressed:
I guess that leaves out old Uncle Cletus.
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I got this in the mail today. Take note of the “person” to whom it is addressed:
I guess that leaves out old Uncle Cletus.
Well, you never let him out of the basement anyway.
What, you’re on his side now? You know he doesn’t need sunlight. It makes him itchy.
Do you think the teeth joint was trying to be funny or were they serious? Current resident seems to be satisfactory.
What about those with dentures? A good friend of mine would feel a little offended.
Oh! Cletus is the “itchy” one! OK, nevermind then.
You know, I KNOW people with out teeth. They go to the dentist, too! Maybe this dental place doesn’t believe in gum hygiene. Just for that, I wouldn’t go. A bit shady, don’t you think? Or, maybe they’re just being realistic, they concieve of the perfect smile as one with teeth, and thus they know they can’t live up to their promise of giving the entire family perfect smiles if someone in the family doesn’t have teeth. What’s in a smile, anyway? Shouldn’t a person without teeth also be allowed to have a perfect smile?