I got this in the mail today. Take note of the “person” to whom it is addressed:

I guess that leaves out old Uncle Cletus.


  1. Eddie
    Posted August 14, 2006 at 10:34 pm | Permalink

    Well, you never let him out of the basement anyway.

  2. Posted August 14, 2006 at 11:04 pm | Permalink

    What, you’re on his side now? You know he doesn’t need sunlight. It makes him itchy.

  3. Posted August 15, 2006 at 5:40 am | Permalink

    Do you think the teeth joint was trying to be funny or were they serious? Current resident seems to be satisfactory.

  4. Robb
    Posted August 15, 2006 at 2:22 pm | Permalink

    What about those with dentures? A good friend of mine would feel a little offended.

  5. Eddie
    Posted August 15, 2006 at 11:32 pm | Permalink

    Oh! Cletus is the “itchy” one! OK, nevermind then.

  6. Posted August 17, 2006 at 7:40 am | Permalink

    You know, I KNOW people with out teeth. They go to the dentist, too! Maybe this dental place doesn’t believe in gum hygiene. Just for that, I wouldn’t go. A bit shady, don’t you think? Or, maybe they’re just being realistic, they concieve of the perfect smile as one with teeth, and thus they know they can’t live up to their promise of giving the entire family perfect smiles if someone in the family doesn’t have teeth. What’s in a smile, anyway? Shouldn’t a person without teeth also be allowed to have a perfect smile?