Lately the spam I get has been so boring! I’m no fan of spam, but I do love it when spammers start to get creative and say some totally ridiculous things. Spamusement proves I’m not the only one who sees spam this way.
I know I’ve already written about the subject of ridiculous spam names. Recently I was wondering how these names were generated, what made them all similar and what made them different, and if I could somehow generate spam names myself, like a big boy. And I’ve found that yes, I can, and you’re going to profit from it. *shakes fist menacingly* Profit!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Namer. It has over 32 billion names in it, and it’ll randomly pick a new one every time you click the little button. Go on, give it a try. If you get a good one (or three), post it! Chances are, no one else will ever see it but you, so share the love.
You have way too much time on your hands!
But I did like…
Wisconsin K. Midwest – location must be important to this guy.
Stands F. Knifed – how does he stand after being knifed?
Burstiness T. Treasure – I like bursting treasures!
Beats T. Hesitates — Yeah, well, I’d hesitate, too, if I were about to beat Mr. T.
Hmmm… “Rectum P. Emulator”
I like it!
Shiny.
Bloats. C. Testifies.
I’ll just be over her in the corner if anyone needs me.
I think my wife would agree about this one when directed to the U of MN.
Shoddy L. Luftwaffe … if only
Gotham M. Rupturing … holy ripping, Batman
Inimical C. Roberts … has a new romance novel coming out this spring, I think
And what great photos they are!
I’m pretty boring. No, seriously.
My mom told me not to!
No joke. And ewwwwwwwwww.
Discreetly B. Negative by day, Overtly A. Positive by night…
Scared P. Allegation
Manhole G. Aroma
This is addicting…
Testicle E. Charles
Weasels O. Curse
Untrained J. Boners
Vehicular C. Mcnulty
Churchman B. Apologetic
Dating M. Frustrated
Libido V. Login
Botulism B. Bamboo
Footnotes B. Overcome
Galloway F. Pancake
Tingles C. Actuate
Smelling E. Floors
Depot B. Lesbian
Whirlpools M. Bubbles
Haircuts R. Popsicle
Screw R. Homosexual
Tinkles E. Wiped
Bagley B. Binders
Stomach M. Agitators
Poor E.Suitor didn’t even see it coming. Maybe next time he’ll watch his back a little more.
So hastings is defensible? What do they need to defend against, Wisconsin?
This guy pretty much has to major in Math or Computer Science.