Namer

Lately the spam I get has been so boring! I’m no fan of spam, but I do love it when spammers start to get creative and say some totally ridiculous things. Spamusement proves I’m not the only one who sees spam this way.

I know I’ve already written about the subject of ridiculous spam names. Recently I was wondering how these names were generated, what made them all similar and what made them different, and if I could somehow generate spam names myself, like a big boy. And I’ve found that yes, I can, and you’re going to profit from it. *shakes fist menacingly* Profit!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Namer. It has over 32 billion names in it, and it’ll randomly pick a new one every time you click the little button. Go on, give it a try. If you get a good one (or three), post it! Chances are, no one else will ever see it but you, so share the love.


18 Comments

  1. Posted August 17, 2006 at 11:59 pm | Permalink

    You have way too much time on your hands!

    But I did like…

    Wisconsin K. Midwest – location must be important to this guy.
    Stands F. Knifed – how does he stand after being knifed?
    Burstiness T. Treasure – I like bursting treasures!

  2. Posted August 18, 2006 at 6:06 am | Permalink

    Beats T. Hesitates — Yeah, well, I’d hesitate, too, if I were about to beat Mr. T.

  3. Posted August 18, 2006 at 9:36 am | Permalink

    Hmmm… “Rectum P. Emulator”

  4. Posted August 18, 2006 at 12:11 pm | Permalink

    I like it!

  5. Posted August 18, 2006 at 12:27 pm | Permalink

    Shiny.

  6. Posted August 18, 2006 at 1:24 pm | Permalink

    Bloats. C. Testifies.

  7. Groans M. Sabbathize
    Posted August 18, 2006 at 1:41 pm | Permalink

    I’ll just be over her in the corner if anyone needs me.

  8. Disabling U. Declines
    Posted August 18, 2006 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    I think my wife would agree about this one when directed to the U of MN.

  9. Philosophy L. Redisplays
    Posted August 18, 2006 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    Shoddy L. Luftwaffe … if only

    Gotham M. Rupturing … holy ripping, Batman

    Inimical C. Roberts … has a new romance novel coming out this spring, I think

  10. Posted August 18, 2006 at 7:42 pm | Permalink

    And what great photos they are!

  11. Posted August 18, 2006 at 7:43 pm | Permalink

    I’m pretty boring. No, seriously.

  12. Posted August 19, 2006 at 10:55 am | Permalink

    My mom told me not to!

  13. Posted August 19, 2006 at 10:56 am | Permalink

    No joke. And ewwwwwwwwww.

  14. Posted August 19, 2006 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

    Discreetly B. Negative by day, Overtly A. Positive by night…

    Scared P. Allegation

    Manhole G. Aroma

  15. Eddie
    Posted August 21, 2006 at 1:12 am | Permalink

    This is addicting…

    Testicle E. Charles
    Weasels O. Curse
    Untrained J. Boners
    Vehicular C. Mcnulty
    Churchman B. Apologetic
    Dating M. Frustrated
    Libido V. Login
    Botulism B. Bamboo
    Footnotes B. Overcome
    Galloway F. Pancake
    Tingles C. Actuate
    Smelling E. Floors
    Depot B. Lesbian
    Whirlpools M. Bubbles
    Haircuts R. Popsicle
    Screw R. Homosexual
    Tinkles E. Wiped
    Bagley B. Binders
    Stomach M. Agitators

  16. Posted August 21, 2006 at 7:11 am | Permalink

    Poor E.Suitor didn’t even see it coming. Maybe next time he’ll watch his back a little more.

  17. Posted August 21, 2006 at 7:15 am | Permalink

    So hastings is defensible? What do they need to defend against, Wisconsin?

  18. Posted August 21, 2006 at 9:28 pm | Permalink

    This guy pretty much has to major in Math or Computer Science.