This is you.

You are sitting at a computer at the comptuer lab typing away, minding your own business, doing your homework. All of a sudden a tallish man with a mauve shirt, whom you’ve never seen before, bends down and asks you, “Were you at the gym tonight?”
From the middle of a live chat session with fellow classmates, and on which your grade depends, you look up and say, “No… but I was there yesterday…”
And he says(all the while messages are piling up and you can feel your grade sliding down to a B+), “Oh, because I am trying to interview people on how to exercise my body so I can look how they look.”
And you say(trying to maintain your train of thought), “Mmhm.”
And he says, “So can I have your email address?”
And you say, “…”
And he says, “So I can have a better body…”
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What do you do? Do you…

a. Scream, “Look! The lab assistant,” sucker punch him, and run.
b. Pat him on the head and say, ” Silly man, I don’t give my email out to wierdos.”
c. Bob and weave
d. Drool and bark
e. Drool, bark, and lift your leg over the computer modem as if it were a fire hydrant.
f. Tell him, ” You already look hot. You don’t need to work out!” Then snicker.
g. Other:_______________________________

Tell me what you’d do and I’ll tell you what I did.