Here is my friend, Josh Lewis.

Before he was a computer geek he was a door-to-door surfboard salesman. This was after his Goatees Gruff Day Care Center business bankrupted. Sad story… but that was a long time ago, as you can tell by the aged picture. If you secretly follow and watch him from the bushes outside Geekguardia, a.k.a, Apple, on a particularly bad day when his mind is all messed up from his night job, as bungee-jump chord fitter and mascot at Swing Low Bungees, previously known as ‘No One’s Too Fat’ Bungees N’ Things, you may still witness the slightest right-side limp from getting his naked foot caught in the door a few too many times (ouch!), which led to his early retirement. Now he just sits in a desk all day staring out a sap-covered window….

No, that’s not him. But it is a guy making MAPLE SYRUP!!! Mmmm!