All posts by eddie

A Muse is Craigslist

Here is a poem I wrote in response to an ad I read on Craigslist. The woman would write a new post each week, always poetic and sad. She had a son and we were morally polar, it seemed, but we had a few literary encounters that brightened my dreary November. It turned out I was really looking for someone else. Anyway, I just came across it while deleting email and thought I’d share it.

Humming

I know
I hear
a tone
familiar.
But it might be just
mine inverted,
like wave fits shore;
knows not, never will.

I know
your etceteras
and I speak with authority.
At times
honest,
more often
the butterfly
who notices the dust peel
off its wings.

Too conscious to hear the ring… ring… ring!

The hum in my head doubles in your vehicle.
So I stop.
And listen.

It sounds familiar.
It sounds smarter,
maybe wiser.
Different, also.

The rifts you left,
I fill with my cells.
My cells.
So I wonder…

Who’s your son’s father?

Side Gig

A couple of days ago I posted a picture from a gig I got through Moore Talent Agency. I got to be Diego, Dora the Explorer’s(who was pretended by another of the agency’s people) cousin for a birthday party for twins. When they first told me I was going to be Diego, I was thinking I was going to have to dress in a dog suit and be Dora’s Scooby-Doo-like side kick (which I later found out was actually a monkey, named Boots)… I didn’t know the show too well.

Anyway, I had a blast. We were there for about 45 minutes and the kids loved it. We(Dora and I) each read an story involving Easter egg hunting, then went on a scavenger hunt for a couple backpacks we had the parents hide, one for each of the birthday girls, Maddie and Abbie. Maddie had casts on both her legs, so I carried her around. I cannot tell you how amazingly sweet she was. It was such a joy scavenging with her. After a few group pictures and singing Happy Birthday we headed out. It was so nice to just have fun with kids. I miss that sometimes when I sub.

The woman playing Dora works in schools with the Mixed Blood Theater Company (I actually saw one of their performances at a school once. Fun stuff.) , so we both managed to make it educational as well. I guess Dora and Diego set that up for us, though, with their wierd, blinking pauses after they ask a question. It wouldn’t have been Dora and Diego otherwise. Of course, the kids loved to respond.There was a funny moment when I asked, “Do you kids know what an opposum is? Raise your hand if you know what an opposum is?”

*crickets*

*crickets*

“Hmmm… who likes sugar!”

“YAY!!!!!”

Anyway, here are a few more photos the family shared:

storytime.jpg
Storytime

twins.jpg
Maddie and Abbie

group.jpg
There were a few other twins at the party. Can you find them!?!

“Be ye not unequally yolked together with unbelievers…”

It’s kind of funny, but our Christian forefathers remind me of that plague of locust from before the first Passover, how they went through cultures and claimed the holidays for themselves. It’s pretty smart, but unfortunately we have all this excess stuff still clinging to it all. As much as I love hard-boiled eggs, I feel like I want to have a traditional Jewish Passover meal and connect my history to that rather. A couple of years ago I got some lamb even, but I used some lame recipe from The Joy of Cooking or something. Not to knock the book, because there are actually some nice, easy-to-follow recipes in it, but the lamb one sucked. Yeah, and well, it might have been, too, that I got the cheapest and most unidentifiable cut I could find. Anyway, maybe I’ll have to get some tips from some of my Jewish friends for some matza ball soup!

HAPPY REMEMBERANCE OF THE RESURRECTION OF OUR SAVIOR DAY!!!

… Well, I guess “Easter” would be easier to say when one’s mouth is full of Peeps and fudge.