Just came across this ad in Craiglist’s “free” section (italics mine): ______________________________________
Depends for men (Richfield)
Date: 2008-05-26, 4:54PM CDT
I have a package containing 45 individually packed “Depends for Men”. I know longer need them and hate to see them go to waste. Email me if you are interested in picking the package up at my house at ****************.
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So honest and sincere. And individually packed! Wow.
Depends should go to waist.
Sorry, that was the best I could do on short notice.
Ha! He’d been wearing them around his head!