{"id":488,"date":"2013-04-06T00:42:24","date_gmt":"2013-04-05T22:42:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.joshlewis.org\/eddie\/?p=488"},"modified":"2013-11-27T12:02:38","modified_gmt":"2013-11-27T11:02:38","slug":"plea-to-the-fuckers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.joshlewis.org\/eddie\/2013\/04\/plea-to-the-fuckers\/","title":{"rendered":"Plea to the fuckers"},"content":{"rendered":"
.<\/span><\/div>\n
When you leave me, sigh.<\/div>\n
Something<\/i> that tells me your departure’s nigh.<\/div>\n
Please don’t just slip off the dock with no cough<\/div>\n
or “Ahem,”<\/div>\n
like the rest o’ them.<\/div>\n
Maybe shake my hand.<\/div>\n
Not cool to be femme<\/div>\n
fatale, heart not more than a lapel gem<\/div>\n
you leave as your stamp that dissolves to sand<\/div>\n
from a globe<\/div>\n
allodoxaphobe.<\/div>\n
Therapy’s a bitch,<\/div>\n
my own thumb the probe<\/div>\n
for Lil’Jack Horner in nought but bathrobe<\/div>\n
and nine holes to stitch. Hey! Dust off your kitsch<\/div>\n
collection<\/div>\n
of bedbug erections.<\/div>\n
Make room for one more<\/div>\n
trophy rejection.<\/div>\n
When his dick will leave his hot infection<\/div>\n
in your weepy cunt. You can smoke your blunt,<\/div>\n
but still hurts…<\/div>\n
The fucking ass squirts<\/div>\n
that can’t say goodbye.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

. When you leave me, sigh. Something that tells me your departure’s nigh. Please don’t just slip off the dock with no cough or “Ahem,” like the rest o’ them. Maybe shake my hand. Not cool to be femme fatale, heart not more than a lapel gem you leave as your stamp that dissolves to … Continue reading Plea to the fuckers<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t