Ponderable #0003

What happens if you do the moonwalk while facing backwards on a treadmill?

7 thoughts on “Ponderable #0003

  1. If you do it long enough it works like a sort of time warp in a way: Your hair starts growing in healthy again (thick and nappy), you get back a little of that baby fat in your face and you start looking less sickly, your skin starts getting darker, your nose(if it has fallen off) grows back, and any criminal records you may have acquired TOTALLY disappear. The problem is is that it’s all an illusion! And when you stop, you return to your scary, old, guilty self.

  2. Based on all that I know about moonwalking… eventually you’ll spin off the treadmill and turn into a pile of pennies while zombies dance around you.

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