Ponderable #0003

What happens if you do the moonwalk while facing backwards on a treadmill?

7 Comments

  1. Robb
    Posted September 20, 2006 at 1:48 pm | Permalink

    Get hurt!

  2. Posted September 20, 2006 at 5:00 pm | Permalink

    It depends, are you wearing pants?

  3. eddie
    Posted September 20, 2006 at 10:10 pm | Permalink

    If you do it long enough it works like a sort of time warp in a way: Your hair starts growing in healthy again (thick and nappy), you get back a little of that baby fat in your face and you start looking less sickly, your skin starts getting darker, your nose(if it has fallen off) grows back, and any criminal records you may have acquired TOTALLY disappear. The problem is is that it’s all an illusion! And when you stop, you return to your scary, old, guilty self.

  4. Posted September 20, 2006 at 10:45 pm | Permalink

    Based on all that I know about moonwalking… eventually you’ll spin off the treadmill and turn into a pile of pennies while zombies dance around you.

  5. Posted September 21, 2006 at 4:34 am | Permalink

    I suppose you get to star in the next OK GO video.

  6. Posted September 21, 2006 at 5:23 am | Permalink

    Eddie, even though it is an illusion, they still take away your birthday and make you wear your underoos over your pants.

  7. Posted October 5, 2006 at 4:47 pm | Permalink

    For the record, tpy2’s answer was the correct one.