Mars

In the great tradition begun by Jeff, I’d just like to say, “Say hello to my little friend.” Every Apple employee was given a free 1 GB iPod shuffle yesterday. w00ts are in order.

Pic of my iPod shuffle

I think everyone who gets an iPod shuffle has to introduce it with a blurry (optionally cellphone camera-produced) shot of their left hand holding the unopened box. That would be great. Thanks.

I named my first iPod “Apollo” after the god of music, since mine holds all the music I’ve ever owned, and then some. This iPod is named “Mars” after the god of war, because I think it’s the most aggressive little product we’ve ever released. I love this little thing. It’s actually really refreshing to not know what’s coming next, or sometimes, to not even know what’s playing right now and have to really listen to it instead of allowing the iPod’s screen give you an easy answer.

When I’m wearing it on its lanyard I tend to keep it under my outer shirt and over my t-shirt because I don’t like the tangle of white cords showing. It looks messy. But it’s still really easy to operate because I can feel the button placement through my sweatshirt (or whatever I’m wearing). So when I pause or skip a track, it looks like I’m pressing an invisible button on my sternum. Maybe some day Apple will make a shuffle that has direct integration with biological life-forms. Sweet. Until then, lanyards are OK.

Zero!

I’ve got so many things I could blog about right now. I’ve taken three new website projects onto my plate in the last couple weeks. That’s in addition to the five others I’m already working on outside of work. It’s crazy. Thank God I found Basecamp. But that’s not what I want to blog about.

I want to let you know that I’ve finally got no emails in my personal inbox! Yes! I haven’t been able to say that since at least last June or July. I’m pretty proud of that. What this means to you, dear reader, is that if you were expecting me to do something and I haven’t yet done it, I probably forgot and it has completely fallen off my plate. So, I guess I’m asking you to completely ruin the zen of my inbox by reminding me about that thing I’ve forgotten. Or not. Either way, I feel good about that, because I’ve got so much to do otherwise.

What You Wanted: December 2004

Here’s the list of phrases people used in Google to find my site in December 2004, ranked by popularity. The number after each phrase indicates how many people found my site searching for that phrase. I believe this list also includes all the sub-blogs on my site, thus (for instance) The Courier’s Tragedy, spoken of by Jeremy.

  1. becktionary: 54
  2. josh lewis: 37
  3. cool band names: 33
  4. anldegn: 15
  5. anime chick: 12
  6. naminator: 12
  7. all nighter tips: 11
  8. all-nighter tips: 10
  9. field of dreams script: 9
  10. surreal poetry: 9
  11. straight pride stickers: 7
  12. surreal poetry: 7
  13. surreal music: 6
  14. “google job interview”: 6
  15. citroen c4 ad: 5
  16. the courier’s tragedy: 5
  17. skyweb express: 5
  18. straight pride flag: 5
  19. israel kamamawiwo’ole: 5

A Hankerin’ for Tinkerin’

As anyone who has been reading this site for more than a few weeks knows, it’s been awhile since my last major redesign. Five months, actually. And yet the things I really intended to put up aren’t done. The live count of blocked comment spam is just the first of about a dozen dynamic elements I want to put up here. But before I do that, I need to fix the atrociously ugly archive pages and add a useful side bar back into the design.

This is just me saying that I’m going to try to make that happen before or on New Year’s Eve. Cuz I’ve got a hankerin’ for some nice clean XHTML, CSS, and PHP.

Mo’ Better Spam

Funny spam subject: “Fight against Dippressionn”

Is that when dips get sad?

From the email’s text: “gerund is tHx in contemporaneous of termini into callahan showboat. ellwood was specific the winfield and 16735752 your scabrous or whittier”

How did they know about my scabrous???

Does anyone else have good spam to share?